![]() ![]() “We are in the process of putting out the fire,” a team spokesperson drily told Actu, presumably before hanging up and giving Cosnefroy and Paret-Peintre a spray for being so incorrigible. For some reason even Benoît’s dad, Franck Cosnefroy – the owner of a glorious handlebar moustache, incidentally – was approached for comment, saying that “it was too big to be true … Me, I didn’t believe this plaster story for a single second!”Īs for AG2R-Citroën’s media person on the cusp of winter hibernation, it was probably an enervating couple of hours. Ouest-France admitted they’d been caught out by what was apparently a “perfectly staged joke that fooled many people, including Ouest-France” who had been concerned about Cosnefroy’s “serious injury”. That led to a round of rewrites as publications pretended they were in on the joke the whole time. Within a couple of hours, the truth was revealed – that it was a bit of off-season fun, intended not to create national hysteria but to fluster a fiancée. All of that was enough for numerous outlets including Eurosport, Ouest-France, and BFM to take the bait. Breaking news: broken arm. The aforementioned Boyz dutifully filled in the gaps to keep the story going Cosnefroy’s best man, AG2R teammate Aurélien Paret-Peintre, suggested it was “one round too many of paintball”. Cosnefroy’s comment, roughly paraphrased: “Thanks anyway The Boyz ❤️ □”. Splashed across the picture – “EVG: 1 – BeuBeu: 0” (Beubeu is just one of Cosnefroy’s suite of whimsical nicknames ). There’s a bit to unpack in the above screenshot. So when one of The Boyz posted a picture on their Instagram story with Cosnefroy in a cast, it was panic stations at the sports desk. Unfortunately, Benoît Cosnefroy is not just a lad on the lash, but one of the darlings of French cycling. The Boyz decided to play a social media prank on Cosnefroy’s betrothed, Margaux, wrapping his arm in plaster and pretending he’d broken it. In time-honoured condition, he got The Boyz together for an Enterrement de Vie de Garçon (a buck’s party, but French, abbreviated to EVG). Why? Because Benoît Cosnefroy just fake-newsed the French media into reporting on a fictitious injury, prompting hurried retractions as they realised it was all a prank.īenoît Cosnefroy, a cherubic French cyclist who rides for AG2R-Citroën, is getting married this weekend. Unless I’m dramatically underestimating either the popularity of paintball or its risks, roughly 8 billion other people didn’t break their arms playing paintball last weekend.Īnd yet, here we are. I didn’t break my arm playing paintball last weekend. In that fact – with all due respect to Mr Cosnefroy – he is not unique. A little fight that ends with suffocation of her.Benoît Cosnefroy didn’t break his arm playing paintball last weekend. In sort, Quiet somehow gets free and attacks bad girl. She decides to taste it and then gives Quiet also a try but somehow everything gets spilled all over Quiet. Soon after that horse gets really active and cums inside her, making her belly look filled and soon mistress brings a bucket already filled with cum to fill it even more. As the point of view keeps entertaining us, she also gets closer and puts her fake cock inside Quiet's pussy, too, making a double penetration moment. Besides, she was wearing big black strap on all the time. ![]() Later on mistress gets more excited by herself, finds an empty bottle, gets it wet with there urine and puts inside her pussy. Then she takes the cock between her boobs and get the horse totally excited so he can fuck Quite from behind again. She takes a look at the cock and notices that it is dirty. Her asshole is wide open and secret girl wants to do something more. The bad mistress is still keeping her hands tied and a horse with a huge cock will drills her more and more. Finally another episode of torturing Quite from Metal Gear series. ![]()
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